Sunday, February 1, 2009

Success of Marriage

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage
anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single
conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had
gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known
'happy going marriage'.

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this
possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Simla
for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally,
we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay
but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple
over.. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's
back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and
continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she
again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When
the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver
from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor
animal. Are you crazy?"
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after."

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