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Monday, December 14, 2009

FW: " Wednesday"...( Rephrased) for all the engineers...

 
 
Harshal Vaidya
Morgan Stanley | Technology & Data
Manikchand Ikon | South Wing 18 | Dhole Patil Road
Pune, 411001
Phone: +1 212 620-7016
Harshal.Vaidya@MorganStanley.com
 


From: Jejurikar, Rohit [mailto:rohit.jejurikar@credit-suisse.com]
Sent: Monday, December 14, 2009 8:12 AM
Subject: FW: " Wednesday"...( Rephrased) for all the engineers...

 

All of you who have seen the movie ‘Wednesday’... will love these rephrased naseerudin shah dialogue’s...


Project Manager Rathore
: kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unkonwn Caller
: Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "
mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe
boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to...

mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.

Walk-In
ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I'm the
..STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER....

 

 


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