Jahreeley PJ...

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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try

think!!!

donno???
cuz

he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles,even if he is
declared out???

A: Hussey..............

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Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey???

A: Hussey to phasi !!!!

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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg
se takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?

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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..

dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...

or chor bachh gaya

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se b Pyar Hot a hai Maine suna
Hai............................................

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Highly complicated PJ

Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand
hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)

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colour of frequency

what is the colour of frequency??

Purple

how ??

frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second

in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore

PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George

how ??

coin ke dono side rehta hai

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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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.Gabbar bolta hai na

holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)

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